Lumen de Lumine

Animals don't have a choice.
If they're not happy with their place in the world... too bad.
They have to live the life they've been given.
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to.
We have a choice.
If you don't like your place in the world,
you can get off anytime you want.
Suicide. That's right.
You don't like the way your life's going,
you don't like the way you are in the world,
anything around you, you can check out anytime you like.

Animals aren't allowed that thought
and believe me, if they were, they would use it.
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
that live in high-rises, diving out the windows...
Now, there's a bunch of people that say,
"Oh, it's against the law".
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught.
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them".
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved.
Not everybody should be saved.
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad.

Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself".
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway,
it's no sweat off of my back.
There's a lot of good that could come from it.
A little bit of bad thrown in.
Some of the things:
A job will open...
An apartment will become available...
There'll be more air for me...
They say there's two girls for every guy

if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me...
You'll never get AIDS...
You won't have to worry about calories ever...
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"...
There'll be one less polluting human...
You won't have to recycle... There'll be one less car on the road...
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore...
No more church...
No more wet dreams about Supermodels...
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past...
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare...
School's out forever....
No more paying bills...
The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time...
Candy...
Living above ground...
You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment...
You'll miss sex - you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it,
sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners...
No more summer nights that seem to go on forever...
Naming your kid the name you always wanted...
Making a difference in the world...
Music, you will definitely miss music...
If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt...
If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants...
You'll miss your favorite coat...
Beating your friends at video games...
The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas...
Hey, you were born, finish what you started!